Sunday, December 16, 2007

Democratic vs. Republican Primaries

The "primary" dilemma! The Republican has to choose the entree and the Democrat has to choose the dessert:

Entrees

Liver and kidney spiced with salt and pepper and fried in lard
Ox testicle served raw in red wine vinegar
Pickled pigs snout with mushrooms

Desserts

Frozen chocolate creme pie with graham cracker crust covered in whipped cream
White chocolate mousse in a milk chocolate shells with raspberry puree
Warm cinnamon apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream bowl filled with tawny port

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