Camera opens on white set with Mac, PC, and two other characters: TS.com and judge.
Queue Music
Mac: Hello, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC. Say, Mac, I hear you're coming out with a Mac Mini.
Mac: How'd you hear about that?
PC: Oh I don't know. Maybe on a little website called thinksecret.com (point to TS.com character)
TS.com: Yep, I'm the one who said it.
Mac: Who's your source?
TS.com: I'm not telling.
Mac: (enraged, grabbing TS.com by the neck) Tell me who, Goddamnit!TS.com: I won't! I'm a journalist.
PC: (Enjoying the spectacle) Let's ask the judge.
Judge: Yep, Mac is right. It's a trade secret, so the source isn't protected.
Mac: (pulling a pistol from the back of his pants, puts it to TS.com's head, and pulls the trigger. Blood spatters the all white set.) Take that, mother fucker!
PC: Can he do that?
Judge: Yep.
Queue Apple Logo
NOTE TO AD AGENTS: Do not air this commercial along side the famous Apple 1984 ad.
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